Dear Mr. West,
I simply wanted to write a quick letter to you concerning your outburst last night during the Video Music Awards on MTV. While I did not watch a single minute of the entire show, I couldn’t help but notice how your behavior dominated the “headlines” and statuses on facebook/myspace and has been the hot topic of discussion all day. I must admit, I went to YouTube and witnessed your interruption of Taylor Swift as you interjected your disapproval of the winner of that specific award.
However, unlike everyone else in the media and the blogosphere, I have a few encouraging words that I would like to offer to you.
First of all, I understand you.
I realize that it is impossible for you to go two weeks without causing some type of controversy. I completely understand that as an only child you are so use to the attention that it is unfair for us to not drop everything that we are doing and focus on you. I am sure you did not mean to belittle Taylor Swift nor were you interested in giving Beyonce a shout out. You simply were acting on your natural only child syndrome impulse. I do not know why the world cannot simply accept that you deserve to be the center of attention because YOU ARE KANYE WEST.
Secondly, it’s not your fault.
Society has failed you. The world really is against you. They do not understand the radical struggle you had growing up as the son of a college professor in a middle-income household in suburban Chicago. I know eating three meals a day, going to a quality public high school and even attending an arts college and a university for a semester must have scarred you. We should have done a better job as a society preparing you mentally and emotionally to walk through these traumatic times of your life.
Thirdly, you really are the only musical opinion that matters.
Apparently no one remembers how you have overcome a near-death accident that wasn’t your fault at all to make incredibly “original” hit records. The people just don’t appreciate how difficult it is to “borrow” (sample) other people’s words, lines, beats and mix a creative line of your own to make “your” music. As a result of this wide-array of musical influences (read:stealing) you are in the position to make a final judgment on all things music. The fans do not know what they are doing. They are not allowed to actually have an opinion, because they are ill-informed. You are the only one who makes quality music, and as a result, you have the final say.
Finally, you aren’t winning awards because “the man” is holding you down.
While I am still unsure of who this “man” actually is, because you are Kanye West you DESERVE to have everything. I know that some people will scream, “You are not entitled to anything”, to which I would say “hogwash”. You are Kanye West. Because of your difficult childhood and the constant oppression that you face, we should all buy all of your albums and declare you the winner of EVERY award. You deserve it. You are entitled to it. Don’t let them tell you otherwise.
Even though I don’t know who “the Man” is, I am confident I know his son. He’s the middle-income, middle school student that I teach who keeps buying your albums. So maybe you are right after all. “The Man” really is holding you down. But thank goodness that his kids keep paying for your extravagant lifestyle, cars, houses, and 80′s retro clothing.
So enjoy the fruits of your labor, Mr. West. Continue to take attention from others (it should be on you anyway). Blame other people (it’s never your fault, you’re Kanye!). Don’t worry about what you say (your opinion is the only one that matters, everyone else is just jealous). Keep complaining about not winning awards (you deserve them all).
Seriously, where would we be without you Mr. West? I hope to hear from you soon. But if not, I will look forward to seeing you give me another reason to blog in about two weeks. Thanks for all you do (?)
Sincerely,
A Concerned (former) Fan.






